Happy Gemini Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our sassiest Gemini, Troye Sivan.  We float up and beyond into air season, tap into our Gemini communication, and talk like air signs do.

This week, we break down the birth chart of our cutest little Taurus, Sabrina Carpenter.  We nurture our Earth roots, celebrate peak Taurus Season, and ground tf out of ourselves before we float into air season.

This week, we break down the birth chart of our most chill Taurus, Kirsten Dunst.  We burrow deeper into earth season, talk about how to keep our bull charged up for the entire astrological year, and how staying grounded is something we ca...

Happy Taurus Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our witchiest Taurus, Megan Fox.  We ground ourselves in Earth season, breathe in the freshness that is Taurus, and talk about how tap into bull energy all astrological year....

This week, we break down the birth chart of our most aries Aries, Matty Healy. We close out Aries season, cartwheel our way on into earth season, and hunker down for a full moon in Scorpio. 

This week, we break down the birth chart of our warmest Aries, Jonathan Van Ness. We show up in Aries style, tap into fire action, and bump the heat up during this first born energy. Get your total solar eclipse glasses ready because this astro...

Happy Aries Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite Aries, Amanda Bynes. We finally release what's left of water season, step into the warmth of fire season, and get ready for an explosive astrological new year. 

This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite koi fish, Joe Alwyn. We splash around in the Pisces abyss, flow forward into our goals for the astrological new year, and talk all about the beauty in release. 

This week, we break down the birth chart of our funniest Pisces, Chelsea Handler. We paddle out to water season, let the waves take us where they may, and why that means more women should be late night talk show hosts, duh. 

Happy Pisces season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our sweet and sour Pisces, Olivia Rodrigo. We dive head first into the waves of water, reflect on the past, and prepare for a year of deeper wells. 

This week, we break down the birth chart of our last and best Aquarius, Julia Fox. We inhale the last of this air season, talk way too much for way too long, and brace for our upcoming water landing. 

This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite Aquarius villain, Elizabeth Holmes. We prepare our favorite discussion topics, buckle up for some fresh new air energy we're approaching, and we ride our metaphorical dragons into the Lun...

This week, we break down the birth chart of Thee Aquarius, Megan Thee Stallion. We chat our way through air season, brace ourselves for drastic Pluto in Aquarius changes, and discuss the importance of being one with other. 

Happy Aquarius Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of the one, the love, and only-- Bob Marley. We embrace the age of Aquarius, float through this fresh air season, and get connected to our higher selves. 

This week, we break down the birth chart of the Capricorn King, LeBron James. We dig our roots deep into the final days of Cap Season, ground ourselves into the week's transitions, and all about how to rest your ass off. 

We're back, babies! This week, we break down the birth chart of the world's sweet baby angel, Blue Ivy Carter. We celebrate the peak of Capricorn Season, how to have work ethic like an earth sign, and clap back to Cap. Happy 2024, indeed!

Happy Capricorn Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our sweet baby Capricorn, Timothée Chalamet. We ground down into Earth season, switch things up a bit, and gear up for a new era. 

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our flaming hot Sagittarius, Ozzy Osbourne. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our other flaming hot Sagittarius, Zoë Kravitz. We share some exciting news, dance in the last of the Sag Seaso...

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our big ol Sagittarius, Jay-Z. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our other big ol Sagittarius, Walt Disney. We explore the limitless bounds of Sag Season, direct our arrows towards our hear...

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our favorite ex, Jake Gyllenhaal. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our favorite next, Hailey Bieber. We dance in the flames, embrace the heat, and set our spiritual sides on fire. 

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Disney Sagittarius, Vanessa Hudgens. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Marvel Sagittarius, Samuel L. Jackson. We explode into fire season, point our arrows forward, and gear up for ...

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our ~in his feelings~ Scorpio, Drake. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our ~in her feelings~ Scorpio, Hillary Clinton. We settle in for the water season grand finale, ride the aftershocks ...

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our flirty Scorpio, Leonardo DiCaprio. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our shy Scorpio, Willow Smith. We plunge into the dark abyss, befriend our dark side, and rise into our Scorpio rebi...

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our friendly Scorpio, David Schwimmer. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our friendly Scorpio, Carly Rae Jepsen. We go deeper into Scorpio Season, embrace the cold water energy, and spark t...

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our deep Scorpio, SZA. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our deep Scorpio, Joaquin Phoenix. We plunge into the depths of Scorpio Season, make room for our rebirth during this Taurus Lunar E...